NoCtrl: Laser Problem Tee

Description

NOCTRL — LASER PROBLEM TEE (LIMITED EDITION) This is what happens when emotions load faster than safety protocols. The NoCtrl Laser Problem Tee captures that exact second where everything is fine… until it absolutely isn’t. Jaw clenched, fists tight, visor glowing — this design is pure bottled frustration about to turn into a very public incident. It’s dramatic. It’s loud. It’s the universal symbol for “I warned you.” Wear it if you: Hold it together right up until you don’t Have one specific trigger that flips the switch Feel personally victimised by incompetence Are calm, calm, calm, then nuclear

Why this tee goes hard Premium soft cotton that stays comfortable even during emotional overload Bold, high-impact comic-style print with explosive colour Limited edition — once it’s gone, it’s gone (containment failed) Designed by NoCtrl — independent, expressive, and not here to behave This isn’t fashion. It’s a wearable warning system.

🔴 LIMITED RUN 🔴 NO REPRINTS 🔴 EMOTIONAL OVERDRIVE ENABLED NoCtrl. No Filters. Full Power. 📏 Size Guide (Unisex Tee with XS) XS (Extra Small): Width: 41.90 cm Length: 68.58 cm Sleeve length: 21.84 cm S (Small): Width: 45.72 cm Length: 71.12 cm Sleeve length: 22.61 cm M (Medium): Width: 50.80 cm Length: 73.66 cm Sleeve length: 23.37 cm L (Large): Width: 55.88 cm Length: 76.20 cm Sleeve length: 24.13 cm XL (Extra Large): Width: 60.96 cm Length: 78.74 cm Sleeve length: 24.64 cm 2XL (Double Extra Large): Width: 66.04 cm Length: 81.28 cm Sleeve length: 25.40 cm 3XL: Width: 71.12 cm Length: 83.82 cm Sleeve length: 26.42 cm 4XL: Width: 76.20 cm Length: 86.36 cm Sleeve length: 27.43 cm 5XL: Width: 81.28 cm Length: 88.90 cm Sleeve length: 28.45 cm 🧵 Size Tolerance: ±3.81 cm for all sizes

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean