NoCtrl: Maximum Mayham Tee

Description

NOCTRL — MAXIMUM MAYHEM TEE (LIMITED EDITION) This is not a hero pose. This is a problem sprinting at full speed. The NoCtrl Maximum Mayhem Tee is pure chaos in motion — mid-leap, blades out, grin way too confident for someone about to ruin everyone’s day. It’s loud, ridiculous, and completely aware of it. This design is for people who treat life like a side quest and rules like polite suggestions. If sarcasm were a fighting style, this would be the uniform. Wear it if you: Laugh at your own bad ideas Thrive in awkward situations Have zero fear and even less filter Are definitely not the “responsible one”

Why this tee absolutely slaps Premium soft-touch cotton (comfortable, unlike your decisions) Bold, high-detail comic-style print that pops hard Limited edition — once it’s gone, it’s gone forever (no resurrections) Designed by NoCtrl — independent, chaotic, and proudly unserious This isn’t fashion. It’s maximum attitude with zero accountability.

🔴 LIMITED RUN 🔴 NO REPRINTS 🔴 PURE CHAOS ENERGY NoCtrl. No Rules. No Regrets. 📏 Size Guide (Unisex Tee with XS) XS (Extra Small): Width: 41.90 cm Length: 68.58 cm Sleeve length: 21.84 cm S (Small): Width: 45.72 cm Length: 71.12 cm Sleeve length: 22.61 cm M (Medium): Width: 50.80 cm Length: 73.66 cm Sleeve length: 23.37 cm L (Large): Width: 55.88 cm Length: 76.20 cm Sleeve length: 24.13 cm XL (Extra Large): Width: 60.96 cm Length: 78.74 cm Sleeve length: 24.64 cm 2XL (Double Extra Large): Width: 66.04 cm Length: 81.28 cm Sleeve length: 25.40 cm 3XL: Width: 71.12 cm Length: 83.82 cm Sleeve length: 26.42 cm 4XL: Width: 76.20 cm Length: 86.36 cm Sleeve length: 27.43 cm 5XL: Width: 81.28 cm Length: 88.90 cm Sleeve length: 28.45 cm 🧵 Size Tolerance: ±3.81 cm for all sizes

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean